OK, yesterday we found another patient who had listed "brain transplant" in their surgical history on their patient information form.
Seriously. Not trying to be cute. Right there along with their appendectomies and open-heart surgeries.
This makes twice we've seen this procedure listed. Two different patients. Same surgeon. Hmmm.
"Honey, you seem... different."
"Ah, must be the brain transplant."
"Brain transplant? Where did you get the brain?"
"I'm not sure. The jar said, 'Abby'... something..."